When I said I couldn't stay in there the bitchy Brit (this is suppose to add a Euro flair to the place?) desk clerk very snottily said she would be happy to spray Lysol in the room and then said if I "had ever traveled I would know I couldn't just be unhappy with a room and not take it."
Um...hellllloooo. If SHE had ever traveled without having to WORK at a hotel she might have heard of American Express. Ahem. Look...I'm from Brooklyn. I KNOW filth and urine smell. I've ridden the subway (See? I travel!) and for a bitchy British (bad teeth..see? I travel!) Euro imposter SHOP GIRL to suggest I had to take it or lump it as far as a moldy filthy room goes -- just goes to show you... ONCE A FARMER'S DAUGHTER...ALWAYS A FARMER'S DAUGHTER!!
When we asked to speak to the manager, the Bad Tooth Brit said there WASN'T ONE. Um...clue number 4857395784-B. There were plenty of other clues but I was tired and wanted a place to stay. But because of the unnecessary insults of the desk clerk and the urine smell...I went to the Hyatt on Sunset which was CLEAN.
DO NOT STAY AT THE FARMER'S SKANKY DAUGHTER. They renovated the garden. Lovely. They saved the rest of the cash by NOT cleaning the rooms well and by putting moldy linens in the room and no carpets and old plank wood floors. And by getting the rudest MOST BITTER MISERABLE UNHAPPY ABOUT BEING IN LOS ANGELES BRITISH GAL (lemme guess? a traveling actress?) THEY COULD FIND and sticking HER at the front desk.
Where's Russell Crow when ya need him!?? Oh, probably 'traveling' or staying at The Hyatt.
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